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Cecil The Lion’s Brother Assassinated
Dr Giggles aka Walter Palmer killed Cecil the Lion two days after fucking up his bow shot and stalking the corpse while it bled out after Cecil was promised a sweepstakes prize if he just tiptoed past...
View ArticleLion Assassin Returns to Dental Practice
The dentist who lured, shot, skinned, and beheaded Cecil the Lion is returning to his practice after an extended vacation hiding beneath a coffee table at an undisclosed Minneapolis motel. Hunting...
View ArticleCecil the Lion Unavenged
The Zimbabwe government decided not to press charges against the dentist who slaughtered Cecil the Lion because the dentist reminded the Zimbabwe government of his financial generosity while the...
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